FIC: "Macabre Tortures Conceived by Madmen", Remus/Sirius, PG-13

hpslashnotsmut finally did the Big Damn Reveal today so that means I can finally post my entries here.
Plus, lurkitty wrote the freaking awesome Pass Onward from Shalott for me, which is like a short H/D detective fic. (Rocks)

Fic for: such_heights
Title: Macabre Tortures Conceived by Madmen
Author: faire_weather
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,579
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Sirius along with some James, Peter, Snape and Lily.
Warnings: A bit of language, references to sexual acts, stupid ideas, bad puns, inter-house rivalry and Snape one-upping Sirius.

Author's Notes: The title is from a quote, but I have no idea who said it.

Summary: Sometimes, Remus thinks that he may be the only person in the whole world with even half a brain. He’s not really that far from the truth.

( (“The Unfortunate Muggle Accidents ward?” Sirius continued. “What kind of statement is he trying to make?”.) )

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Warfare Tactics: Clause 6.5

hpslashnotsmut finally did the Big Damn Reveal today so that means I can finally post my entries here.
Plus, lurkitty wrote the freaking awesome Pass Onward from Shalott for me, which is like a short H/D detective fic. (Rocks)

Title: Warfare Tactics: Clause 6.5
Author: faire_weather-
Giftee: jinfied
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,058
Characters/Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: Overuse of citations, questionable logic and innuendos. Also, toeing the crack!fic line.

Summary: Draco knows exactly how to break a rule-breaker. Harry knows exactly how to break the rules.

Beta: amelancholykiss

( (“I’m not gay,” Draco clarified, just to make sure Potter was certain.) )

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